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Bean that Ween

St. Petersburg, Florida

BeanthatWeen

A dachshund with a short body and a long list of objections. I live in St. Petersburg. The bay is allowed to continue. I am the main event.

See the shopbeanthatween@gmail.com

Orders are an email. There is no cart and no price list, because checkout is not connected.

A black and tan dachshund in a harness held up at the beach, blue sky and the Gulf behind, looking off camera.
The Gulf can stay behind me.

The dog

A black and tan dachshund on a yellow table next to a hot dog, palms and water behind, looking at the camera.
I looked. The hot dog can wait.

I live here. I am not a costume you can order off a rack.

Bean that Ween is a sassy dachshund in St. Petersburg. This page is the shop and the address. A person reads beanthatween@gmail.com and writes back.

  • The shady side of the street
  • Being consulted
  • The last word

Lately

The pictures are up.

Four frames. I allowed the camera. The captions stayed short.

  • A black and tan dachshund in a harness held up at the beach, blue sky and the Gulf behind, looking off camera.
    The Gulf can stay behind me.
  • A black and tan dachshund on a yellow table next to a hot dog, palms and water behind, looking at the camera.
    I looked. The hot dog can wait.
  • A black and tan dachshund in the driver's seat with one paw on the steering wheel.
    One paw on the wheel is a policy.
  • A black and tan dachshund on a lap under a desk, skeptical face, a laptop behind.
    The laptop has not made its case.

The goods

Four things. No price on this page.

The sticker sheet, the shirts, and the hats are print-on-demand. Nothing is sitting in inventory. The download is a file. Each link opens an email to start the order. Nothing here charges a card.

  • File

    Digital download

    A file, not a package. Email starts the order. We agree on what you get and how you pay before anything is charged.

    Write to order

  • Print on demand

    Sticker sheet

    Printed after you ask. There is no stack of sheets in a St. Pete closet. Tell us where it should be mailed.

    Write to order

  • Print on demand

    Shirts

    Made when the order comes in. Put the size in the email. There is no inventory count, because there is no inventory.

    Write to order

  • Print on demand

    Hats

    For the Florida sun, which I do not negotiate with. Printed to order. Say the style you want and where it ships.

    Write to order

The inbox

Say what you want.

Orders, questions, and people who met me on a sidewalk in St. Pete. Same address as the shop. There is no separate newsletter.

beanthatween@gmail.com

Elsewhere

@beanthatween